walk like a caveman

Posted in Mr. Men, nerdlette by nerdlette on 15 June 2008

Researchers in Turkey have uncovered genetic causes for a group of four families in Hungary that walk on all fours

Catch is–its not the same defect, the doctors postulate that it is not one but a cluster of genes that enable bipedial movement.  All are products of incestuous marriages and have severe developmental disabilities.

Incest always seems so lazy to me. Its the ultimate act of “settling.” If you are not willing to look farther than across the dinner table to find your fuck buddy then its no surprise that your children are genetically bred to be too lazy to ever progress past crawling.

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